Vague Hints


Outside



Q. I don't want to be called a sissy. Is there a way to get in the hard way?

A. Yes. Double the space-bar, double the fun!



Q. How do I get the grail from the beacon above the castle?

A. You should get a spanking for such impudence! (Me too, please?)



Q. What are those numbers above the door for?

A. Time for yet another spanking . . .



Q. Is there something I should do before I go in?

A. Create a light show. Celebrate the four seasons.



Q. What on earth do you mean by a light show?

A. Brush up on your astrology then scale the towers.



Q. And what about the four seasons?

A. Does anyone know what ever happened to Twiggy?



Q. Why does this monk guy keep carving the tree?

A. Get the Moldy Tail, and this monk will prove golden.



Q. Zoot's popped up now. What do I do with her?

A. Cupid's been doing the shooting so long, maybe he should know what it feels like.



Inside



Q. Golly, this Spank the Virgin game is easy. Is there a reason why I'm doing this?

A. Have you noticed the odd tattoos in the Nude Bonus Round?



Q. How do I get into the Oral Sex Round?

A. Start early before you win, and either lower your standards of purity or be chaste.



Q. What do I do with these virgins?

A. Call a group meeting?



Q. The virgins keep changing clothes, but when they get to costumes they stop. Why?

A. Maybe they're displeased that you haven't finished your task.



Q. Who's this virgin who popped up in the center?

A. Repeat the process to find out.


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