This is a list of items, where they are found, and how (briefly) they are gotten. If the description of how to get it is not sufficient, check the hints listed for the location you would find it, as there should be something detailing its acquisition. Keep in mind when looking at these items that just because items are listed as being useless does not imply that you don't have to get them. Often you can only get a useful item by getting every other useless item available in the scene. In order to finish the game, get every one of these, whether you throw them away later or not.

Blossoms

From twig outside Anthrax.
(useless)

Broccoli

From twig outside Anthrax.
(useless)

Wooden Rabbit

From Caves of Caerbannog (after the rabbit is killed and all objects taken).
(useful)

Huge Tracts of Land

Mountains behind the Bridge of Death.
(useful)

Coconuts

At a Sign From God: (from bird) by clicking on ground after initial dialogue.
At Plague Village: (from bird) by clicking on naked man after clicking on curtains.
At Witch Village: (from bird) by clicking on Bedevere after playing Burn the Witch.
At Black Knight: (from bird) by clicking on steer skull in front of tent after playing Knights in Combat.
At The Book: (from bird) by clicking on page after drawing of page
At Camelot: (from bird) by clicking on castle after clicking on cloud.
At Loimbard: (from bird) by clicking on Arthur after playing Catch the Cow.
At Anthrax: (Two from Cupid) by clicking on Zoot after playing Spank the Virgin.
At Caves of Caerbannog: (from bird) by clicking on cave after taking Goldy Hail from Dragon
At Bridge of Death: (from bird) by clicking on Bridge Keeper after arriving at Bridge with all items (w/o message).
(useless)

Gold Coins

At a Sign From God: 8 coins by clicking on lower right hole in the ground repeatedly (might help to get helmet first).
At Plague Village: 8 coins by clicking underneath dung when it flips.
At Plague Village: 64 coins by clicking on hole bashed into the wall by the woman whacking her cat against the wall repeatedly.
At Witch Village: 8 coins by clicking on right window behind the crowd.
At Black Knight: (outside) 16 coins by clicking on old woman's nose after clicking on leaf or ground at the lower right of screen.
At Black Knight: (in tent) 256 coins by clicking in top drawer of wardrobe.
At The Book: 1, 16 or 256 coins by clicking on piles on page after drawing of page (i.e. messenger).
At Camelot: 256 coins by clicking on cloud when sun and cloud come out jumping after trying to take the ninth brick.
At Loimbard: 64 coins by clicking on brick in center section of wall, second from right, centered from top to bottom.
At Anthrax: 128 coins by clicking on gold left behind by monk after working on left tree trunk (after you get the Moldy Tail).
At Caves of Caerbannog: 1 coin by shooting peasant after clicking on cave (just after getting coconut).
(useless)

Camelot

At Camelot clicking repeatedly on tower when the bricks are gone.
(useful)

Bricks

At Camelot, by clicking on castle (over two visits) until only tower is left.
(useless)

Samurai Helmet

Thrown from right Frenchman (after gold and "vous" is found) at Loimbard.
(useful)

Sheep's Bladder

Gotten by clicking on Arthur several times at Castle Loimbard.
(useless)

"Vous"

Loimbard, in the top brick of the left section of the castle wall (after finding gold there).
(useless)

Virgin's Bodice

Gotten inside Anthrax by clicking on virgins (after getting all items outside).
(useful)

Joseph of Aramathea

Gotten at second visit to Witch Village (after getting gold there on first visit).
(useful)

Black Knight's Sword

Gotten in Knight's tent, after getting tights, gold, prosthesis, and reading diary.
(useful)

Key

Gotten outside Black Knight's tent, by clicking on fallen leaf after viewing PlaySquire in tent.
(useful)

Black Knight's Tights

Gotten in Black Knight's tent from his wardrobe.
(useless)

Holy Prosthesis

Gotten from chest inside Black Knight's tent.
(useless)

Certain Death Sign

Gotten from Sir Robin's page of The Book on second visit.
(useful)

Zoot's Medallion

Gotten by clicking on God's beard repeatedly on the billboard on second visit (after getting gold there) at a Sign from God.
(useful)

Helmet

Gotten at Sign From God by clicking repeatedly on lower left hole.
(useless)

Bananas

Gotten by clicking repeatedly on center right hole at Sign From God.
(useless)

Dead Body

Gotten by clicking on cart upon second visit to Plague Village (after getting gold).
(useful)

Dung

Gotten at Plague Village by clicking on it repeatedly after the gold underneath has been taken.
(useless)

Knights

Gotten at Plague Village by clicking on naked man, then "catching" the knights as they bounce off of him.
(useless)

Holly Grail

Gotten from billboard at Sign From God after getting gold from lower right hole.
(useful)

Hilly Holly

Appears in inventory at the start of the game.
(useful)

Rolly Polly

Gotten from underneath Bedevere's skirts after getting all items at Loimbard.
(useful)

Moldy Hail

Gotten by putting the correct combination into panel above the door of Anthrax.
(useful)

Goldy Hail

Coughed up by dragon at the Caves of Caerbannog after killing rabbit.
(useful)

Holy Grail

Gotten from chest after unlocking it at end of King Brian the Wild Scene.
(pretty darn useful)

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