Mercutio's Mprovs

I'm forgoing some of my usual warnings with these and only marking explicit-ish sex; assume the presence of profanity and we'll both be happy.

• 100% Straight. Chris and Joey. Chris has a theory about men's sexuality.
• A Big Pizza Pie. AJ and Chris. Chris is supposed to help AJ. He buys him pizza.
• About The Music. Justin and Nick. Justin reads about Nick in the paper and gets jealous. Chris helps.
• A Dull Roar. Joey/Nick/AJ. Kevin just wants some peace and quiet. Is that so much to ask?
• Afternoon Nap. Lance and JC. Lance's bandmates aren't children, but sometimes it's easier to treat them that way.
• A Joyful Noise. JC and Brian. JC and Brian meet in a bookstore and discuss God.
• Alien Sex Fiend. Chris and Nick. Chris attempts to induct Nick into his alien race.
• A Little Bet. Lance/AJ/Chris. ADULT. AJ and Justin have a little bet. Chris is curious.
• Anatomy of a Relationship. JC/Kevin, Chris/Justin. It's an old story; boy meets boy, and so on.
• A Slow Tempo. AJ and Kevin. AJ likes making Kevin crazy; Howie makes it better.
• Baby Blues. Brian and Nick. Leighanne's the one who had a baby. Why's Nick the one who has the blues?
• Bachelor Party. Chris/Justin. Justin has a crisis of sexuality at Joey's bachelor party.
• Beautiful. Chris/JC. JC isn't a virgin. He's had sex. Too often really. Virgin Records: JC is a semi-virgin.
• Bilingual. JC and Chris. Special Agent Kirkpatrick wants to make use of JC's bilingual talents.
• Bitter Poison Apple Kisses. Nick/Justin. Nick is Snow White, but he doesn't believe in Prince Charming.
• Breakfast Foods. Justin. Justin gets grumpy when he doesn't get his morning cereal.
• Bwock. Justin, Chris/Lance. It's Bwock-Sync!
• Cat-astrophe. Joey and Howie. NSYNC turns into cats; Howie doesn't see how it's his problem.
• Catnap. Lance and JC. Rehearsals leave Lance very tired.
• Clueless. Chris/Brian. Joey really isn't. Clueless, that is.
• Compromise. JC/Joey. Joey's role in the group is to be the one who makes compromises.
• Corinthians. Justin/Lance. The three virtues, and Justin doesn't get Lance.
• Creatures of the Night. Kevin and AJ. Backstreet is evil; this is news?
• Cruel Intentions. Chris/Kevin. Joey asks Kevin what his intentions are.
• Crush. Lance and JC, JC/Chris. Lance has a crush on JC, but how does JC feel about him? The sequel is The Only Way Out Is Forward.
• Cryptography. Howie/AJ. It's Howie's birthday, and he knows he's never going to get what he wants.
• Cutting Up The Fruit. Howie and Justin. Justin goes to Howie when he's hurt. Winner of Best Howie Story in the First Gravity of Love awards.
• Dark-Haired Men. Nick/Methos. Nick has a thing for dark-haired men.
• Deep and Meaningful Conversation. Chris/Nick. Chris wants to talk about their relationship.
• Descent Into Hell. JC/Brian, Kevin/Brian. Orpheus and Eurydice with sparkly dancing boys.
• Domino Truth Or Dare. Chris and Howie. Touring is very boring. Why not play a game?
• Dynamite. Chris/Joey, Lance/AJ. Sequel to You Blow My Mind. Chris' birthday party continues to be out of control.
• Elevator. Eminem and Nick. Eminem is the Lord of the Elevator. Really.
• Fair of Face. Brian and Nick. Nick goes to meet Brian's son. Sequel to Baby Blues.
• Fatone and Freak. Chris/Joey. Chris is saving himself for marriage; Joey has other plans. Virgin Records: Chris is a virgin.
• Fellowship. AJ and Nick. AJ likes 'The Lord of the Rings'.
• First Choice. Chris/Lance. Chris doesn't date. Lance finds out why, and decides to do something about it.
• Fix. Brian and AJ. Brian needs a fix.
• Forget-Me-Not. Justin and AJ. When AJ comes back from rehab, it's clear there's something he's forgotten.
• Fortune Cookie. Lance/Howie. Lance's life is like a fortune cookie.
• Getting Laid. Joey/Lance. Joey and Lance go out to a bar to get laid.
• Gimme Shelter. Lance and JC. Lance needs to reaffirm his heterosexuality; JC helps.
• Great Expectations. Justin/AJ, Justin/Nick. Justin switches places with Howie for a basketball game and finds out things aren't exactly how he expected them to be.
• Greek Holiday. AJ and Justin. Crossover with Xena. AJ and Justin get thrown into a strange new world. Funny how things end up being the same.
• Group Harmony. Lance/Backstreet. Howie tells Lance that their relationship is destructive to the harmony of the Backstreet Boys.
• Grow Down. Justin and Brian. Brian thinks Justin needs to grow up. Justin thinks Brian needs to grow down.
• Hard of Hearing. Chris/Lance. Is Chris hearing things, or just starting to hear clearly?
• Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil. Justin/Nick. Justin loses his hearing.
• Hero's Welcome. Lance and JC. Lance comes home from Russia to a hero's welcome. Just not his.
• Hexed. Joey/Howie. Harry Potter-verse. Howie sends Joey a present. Chris opens it, and gets into trouble.
• How To Get The One Ring. AJ and Joey. AJ is Gollum, but he doesn't have to be.
• I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am. Lance and Brian. Brian confronts Lance about his drinking.
• I'm Ready For My Close-up. Chris/AJ, Chris/Eminem. Chris finds out that AJ is not a person you want to mess with. Or maybe he is. Sequel to The Divine Mr. M.
• I'm So Drunk. Lance/Nick, Lance/Chris. ADULT. Lance gets drunk and wants to feel.
• Inconvenience. Joey. Joey doesn't want to be a parent. Then his daughter is taken away.
• Keep It Secret. Chris and JC. X-Men universe. Chris is a mutant; being different is dangerous.
• Lather, Rinse, Repeat. Lance and Nick. For the Celebrity Carwash challenge. Lance is tired. Nick just wants to wash cars.
• Long December. Chris/AJ. AJ does casual sex, even though he's engaged. Then he meets Chris.
• L-Word. Chris/JC, Lance/Justin. Chris L-words JC. Eep!
• Mind Reader. AJ and JC. AJ's breakdown has more to do with psychic powers than his drinking. Will he accept help?
• More Than Words. JC/AJ. JC and AJ have difficulty communicating.
• My Own Worst Enemy. JC/AJ. AJ is his own worst enemy.
• Not A Problem. Joey and AJ. Joey does not have a problem.
• Not My Brother's Keeper. Joey and Brian. Joey and Brian watch over their bandmates as they cavort gaily.
• Not The Only One. Joey/AJ, Joey/Lance. A terrorist attack on the Russian space center causes upheaval in Joey's love life.
• Not Your Ordinary Bond. Kevin and Lance. Richardson. Kevin Richardson. For Ian McDuff's Smart Boys With Glasses challenge.
• Overboard. Chris and Brian. Chris and Brian get stranded on a desert island.
• Packaging. Justin and AJ. NSYNC's publicist lays down the law to the puppies.
• Pick-Up Lines. Joey/AJ. AJ comes onto Joey; Joey isn't into casual drunken sex.
• Pink Triangles. AJ/Brian, AJ/Kevin. It's difficult being gay during WWII.
• Plaster Saint. Chris and Kevin, Brian/Joey. Sometimes forgiveness isn't enough.
• Platonic. AJ/Brian, Howie/Brian. AJ wants Brian; Howie gets him.
• Play Date. Chris/Brian. Chris and Brian's time together gets interrupted by a visitor.
• Predator-Predator Relationships. Justin and Kevin. Kevin becomes a vampire.
• Protect Me. Kevin and Nick. Brian would die to protect Nick. Sequel to Fix.
• Renaissance Men. Joey and Nick. Joey and Nick commiserate over having to do a Ren Fair for charity.
• Rock You Like Carole King. JC and Kevin. JC is in the studio and a hurricane is coming.
• Role Playing. Justin/Howie. Howie is not boring.
• Role Playing Game. Chris and Brian. Chris likes to play online games and have fun with idiots.
• Round Three. Chris/AJ. Chris is still bothering AJ. AJ is still putting up with it. Third in the series; sequel to I'm Ready For My Close-up.
• Runaway. Kevin and Chris. Kevin runs away and loses his memory. Chris tries to help.
• Running Away. Chris/Lance/Howie. Chris runs from the things he really wants. The things he really want chase him. Sequel to Domino Truth Or Dare.
• Same Old Thing. Lance and JC. JC turns into a girl; Lance deals.
• Scheduling Conflicts. Lance/Justin. Lance really does schedule everything.
• Sentimental. Joey and Chris. Chris is easily hurt; Joey tries to help him.
• Shit List. Lance and AJ. Lance has interesting methods of anger management; AJ wants to learn.
• Show Me The Meaning. Justin/Lance, Nick/Lance. Justin finds out what it means to go solo.
• Sick Day. Nick and AJ. AJ is sick, and Nick takes care of him.
• Sleep Good. Lance and Chris. Lance is gone and Chris is a cat.
• Sniper. Chris and JC. The sniper's in Maryland. Maryland is a place that hits close to home.
• Solo Venture. JC and Justin. JC doesn't want to work on Justin's solo album.
• Something To Fight For. AJ and Lance. Some battles may seem pointless, but they have to be fought anyway. For Allecto's Mix and Match challenge.
• Southerners. Brian/Lance. ADULT. People think certain things about Southerners.
• Stained Glass Virgin. Justin and AJ. Justin wishes he was a virgin. Virgin Records: Justin isn't a virgin.
• Stupid People. Joey/Nick, multiple. Joey and Nick are the dumb ones.
• Sunny Side Up. Joey/AJ. AJ doesn't like it when his lovers get sappy.
• Survivor. Joey and Brian. Joey and Brian end up on the celebrity edition of Survivor.
• Switching Roles. Chris/AJ. AJ and Joey are still trading places. Sequel to Trading Places.
• SWM ISO BSB. Chris and Brian. Chris debates whether to answer a personal ad.
• Take Me Home. Justin/Brian/Nick. Justin seeks solace in drink after a disappointing interlude with Nick. Brian comforts him.
• That Whole Hating-Wade Thing. Justin/Wade/Howie, Wade/Britney, Chris/Justin. Chris hates Wade and wants to get rid of him.
• The All-Star Poetry Jam. Joey and Nick. Joey has the soul of a poet. Who knew?
• The Basilisk. Nick and Justin. There's a monster loose in the castle. Will Justin and Nick be all right?
• The Bonds of Friendship. Justin and AJ. AJ makes friendship bracelets. You didn't see this.
• The Divine Mr. M. Chris/AJ, Chris/Eminem. It's the end of the world and Chris wants sex. The sequel is I'm Ready For My Close-up.
• The End Of The American Dream As We Know It. Kevin and Joey. The life Kevin knew comes to an end, and he realizes some things.
• The Force Is Strong With This One. Chris/Nick. Justin doesn't like Nick showing up to a video shoot. Sequel to Alien Sex Fiend.
• The Gay Virus. Lance/Kevin. What Lance has is contagious; or, why Kevin wore a skirt in public.
• The Joke Is On Me. JC and Nick. Nick and JC tell each other jokes and don't laugh.
• The King Of Iced Tea. Kevin and Lance. Kevin tries to get Lance out of business mode.
• The Language Of Flowers. Chris and Joey. For the Castle challenge. Chris seeks his fortune and finds it.
• The Only Way Out Is Forward. AJ and Lance. Lance fails at everything, but things aren't over until they're over. Sequel to Crush.
• The Perfect Fan. Joey and Howie. What if Alex Krycek had a love for pop music?
• The Persistence of Memory. Kevin/JC. Kevin regrets a past life that never was.
• The Secret Life of Joey Fatone. Joey and Brian. Joey daydreams at a party.
• The Unholy Spirit. Chris/AJ. ADULT. Chris has some blasphemous thoughts about AJ.
• The Virgin Bass Ass. Chris/Lance, Joey/JC. Everyone wants to sleep with Justin. Justin has other plans. Virgin Records: Lance is a virgin.
• To The Batcave. Joey/JC, Lance. Joey has superhero fantasies.
• Trading Places. Chris/AJ. Joey and AJ trade places; AJ goes a little nuts. The sequel is Switching Roles.
• Train Tracks. Justin and AJ. Lance and Brian pretend to be Justin and AJ.
• Two And A Half Minutes. Brian/Howie. Two and a half minutes isn't long enough to do anything, even fall in love.
• Two Contradictory Truths. Joey/Nick, Chris/Lance. Joey has a logical dilemma. Virgin Records: Joey is a virgin.
• Wheat Blight. Kevin and Justin. Kevin gets a little delirious when he gets sick. Nominated for Best Kevin Story in the First Gravity of Love awards.
• Who You Are. Nick and JC. Nick doesn't know who he is.
• Winners and Losers. Chris/Lance. Lance hates to lose. Chris is willing to play.
• Yonder Window Breaks. Chris/AJ, Chris/Howie. AJ finally comes up with a solution to the Chris problem. Fourth in the series; sequel to Round Three.
• You Blow My Mind. Brian and Justin. Chris/Joey. Chris' birthday party gets a little out of control.
• You Can Call Me Superman. Joey and Brian. Brian is a mutant superhero. Joey is not.
• Your Mission. Joey/AJ. AJ is crazy; Chris is sick. Joey is caught in the middle.
• Your Songs Stink. Joey and Nick. Nick wants people to tell him when his music sucks.