Pointless Fluff
Pop stories written by myself and Kate and myself. My least favorite stories out of the ones we've written together.
- Anti-Chris.
Chris/Joey. Chris thwarts the anti-Chris in order to have Joey.
- Aquaphobic.
Joey and JC. ADULT. Joey has a previously unsuspected fear of water.
- Baby Girl.
Joey and Justin. Justin loves Joey's baby girl every bit as much as Joey.
- Boning.
Lance/Chris. ADULT. Lance gets historical and finds that boning's uncomfortable but worth it.
- Blended.
Lance and Nick. Nick and Lance smooth the path of interband relations.
- Chris or JC?
Justin and Lance. Justin wants to know who Lance likes better, Chris or JC?
- Chris Turned Me Gay!
Justin and Joey. Chris is turning everyone gay.
- Crybaby.
Chris and Joey. Chris is a crybaby; Joey fixes him.
- Detachable Penis.
Chris and Joey. Chris wants attention. Joey gives it to him.
- Don't Believe Everything You Read.
Chris and Lance. ADULT. Lance reads some stuff and decides to disprove it.
- Don't Make Me Get My Flying Monkeys.
JC and Lance. We're off to see the wizard...
- Drive-By Fruiting.
Joey and Lance. Lance gets pulped in a drive-by fruiting.
- Everyone Needs A Nemesis.
JC and Chris. Behind every hero, there's a villain.
- Faith.
Lance and Chris. Lance struggles with the internalization of faith.
- Feeling Foolish.
Lance and Justin. Sometimes you can get everything you want and still feel foolish.
- Ferret-napping.
Lance and Justin. Lance is not amused when Justin kidnaps his ferrett.
- Fighting Fair.
Justin and JC. JC tries to teach Justin a lesson about fighting fair.
- Fornicatrix.
Joey and Chris. ADULT. Joey is having an erectile dysfunction.
- Good Ideas.
Chris and Joey. Even Backstreet Boys can have good ideas.
- Green-Eyed Monster.
Justin and Lance. Justin falls victim to the green-eyed monster.
- Groomsmen.
JC and Chris. ADULT. Everybody hooks up at weddings.
- Hickeys Aren't Funny.
Chris and Lance. Chris finds out that hickeys are only funny when they happen to other people.
- Hound Dog.
Joey and Chris. Joey gets Chris a present.
- In Love With Someone Else.
Lance and Joey. Chris wants to have sex with Lance, but Lance is in love with someone else.
- JC's Blanket.
JC and Chris. JC can't sleep without his blanket.
- Join The Navy.
Justin and Chris. Justin wants to join the Navy.
- Just Do Something.
Chris and Justin. If Chris were in love, he'd just do something about it. Right?
- Just Say No.
Justin and Chris/Lance. ADULT. Chris wants Lance to say no.
- Magic Beans.
JC and Joey. When JC gets an idea into his head, it's really hard to get it out again.
- Matador.
Chris and JC. The psychology of the toreador.
- Material Boy.
Joey and JC. We're living in a material world, and JC's a material boy.
- Modern Mythology.
Justin and Joey. Justin tries to deconstruct the myth of himself.
- Mountains Make Me Queasy.
JC and Chris. ADULT. JC gets motion sickness for Chris.
- My Only Sunshine.
Justin and Joey. Boys. Tattoos.
- Nothing Like Subtle.
Chris and Justin. Chris is not very subtle about what he wants.
- Oh Honey, Honey.
Chris and JC. ADULT. Chris finds out you catch more JCs with honey than bears.
- Ophidiophobia.
JC and Justin. It's not a fear, it's a phobia.
- Penalty Box.
Justin and Lance. Justin commits a foul and gets stuck in the penalty box.
- Setting Up House.
Joey and Lance. Lance is moving in; will Joey move in, too?
- The Mayonnaise Proposal.
Joey and Chris. Joey wants Chris' attention.
- The Music Underneath.
Justin and JC. JC wants to reduce the noise so he can hear the music underneath.
- The Rain Outside.
Justin and Chris. Rainy days are dreary. But the rain's outside.
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