Top Six Q Awards
by Mercutio
These awards are intended to honor the best and the bizarrest of the stories
posted to alt.fan.q, as of Winter 1997. These awards represent my personal
opinions ONLY, and are not intended to represent the views of alt.fan.q
as a whole.
Top Six Q Picks for Best Massage in an Q Story
6. InseQurity by Mercutio and Alara Rogers
5. Q-raker by Varoneeka
4. PropinQuity by Mercutio
3. Only Human by Alara Rogers
2. The Night They Drove the Borg Down by Alara Rogers
1. Picard/Q Backrub Fantasy by Atara Stein
Top Six Q Picks for Best Sex Scene in an Q Story
6. EsQPade by Brenda Antrim
5. The Best of All Possible Worlds by Jeanita Danzik
4. Subject Lessons by Ruth Gifford
3. Lifewish by Emma Woodhouse
2. His Beloved Pet by Atara Stein and Ruth Gifford
1. With or Without You by Atara Stein
Top Six Q Picks for Best Use of Losing His Powers in an Q Story
6. From Me To Q by Julia Houston
5. Only Human by Alara Rogers
4. Blank by JJ Arrow
3. Familiar Strangers by Alara Rogers
2. Terror InQognito by Christine Faltz
1. Oasis by Laura Taylor
Top Six Q Picks for Best Mary Sue in an Q Story
6. Dr. Fatima al-Ghazali in Oasis by Laura Taylor
5. Windsong in Spectrum by JJ Arrow
4. Stella in Q Music by Julia Houston
3. T'Laren in Only Human by Alara Rogers
2. Anna Mithrais in Mithrais Takes A Q (et al) by Joanne Soper-Cook
1. Sara McNeil in Subject Lessons by Ruth Gifford
Top Six Q Picks for Best Unfinished Q Story
6. Q Plus Q by Nicole McLearn
5. "Ancient Hearts" by Alara Rogers*
4. "Q Stick" by Gary Rogers
3. Only Human by Alara Rogers
2. "And She Was" by Ruth Gifford*
1. Familiar Strangers by Alara Rogers
* Unposted
Top Six Q Picks for Best Use of Dr. Crusher in an Q Story
6. Behaves abominably and unsympathetically to Q in
Only Human by Alara Rogers
5. Taken for a witch in Beyond Nature by Gabriele Preusse
4. When given Q powers, uses them to spank Picard and
Q in A Qple Of Brats by Dawn
3. Proves her worthiness to Q by having sex with him
in Qriosity by Patricia Ann La Ferrara
2. Brought back to life by Q for Picard's love in
Mourning Reprise by Allison Martens
1. Serves as Picard's sex slave in The Best of All Possible Worlds by Jeanita Danzik
Top Six Q Picks for Best Unlikely Pairing in an Q Story
6. Q/Worf in Truth or Q? by Mercutio
5. Q/Lestat/Picard in Brothers In Deed by Jeanita Danzik
4. Q/Kim/Paris in Lifewish by Emma Woodhouse
3. Q/Torres/Chakotay in Terror InQognito by Christine Faltz
2. Q/Crusher in Qriosity by Patricia Ann La Ferrara
1. Q/Picard/Data in The Sweat From My Balls by Tybalt
Top Six Q Picks for Best Party in an Q Story
6. With or Without You by Atara Stein
5. Happy Bday From Q by Ronald Orenstein
4. Rebel Without A Q by Joanne Soper-Cook
3. The Q Who Fell To Earth by Jeanita Danzik
2. Q-stume Party by Mercutio
1. Oasis by Laura Taylor
Top Six Q Picks for Best Alien/Non-Corporeal Sex Scene in an Q Story
6. Embraceable Q by Janet Coleman
5. "What's Q, Pussycat?" by Karmin St. Jean
4. Brothers In Deed by Jeanita Danzik
3. Spectrum by JJ Arrow
2. Truth or Q? by Mercutio
1. Three's a Crowd by Christine Faltz
Top Six Q Picks for Best Title of a Q Story
6. Do Humans Dream Of Q by Pasi Partanen
5. On Her Majesty's Secret Q by Varoneeka
4. Up Against The Wall, Jean-Luc by Ruth Gifford and Atara Stein
3. The Good, The Bad, and The Microbrains by Charlie James
2. Don Q(uixote) de La Continua by Julia Houston
1. Between A Rock and a Hard Q by Ruth Gifford
Top Six Q Picks for Best Use of Sex Toys in an Q Story
6. The Ultimate Postulant by NovaD
5. His Beloved Pet by Atara Stein and Ruth Gifford
4. Show Me What You Can Do by Atara Stein
3. At The Center Of Thingsby Ruth Gifford
2. The Best of All Possible Worlds by Jeanita Danzik
1. The Collar by Atara Stein
Top Six Q Picks for Best Use of Paris in an Q Story
6. Turned into a toad for insulting Q's poetry in
Be Qful What You Ask For by Mercutio
5. Jabbed with painstick in Don Q(uixote) de La Continua by Julia Houston
4. Turned into a rapacious vampire in Tender Is The Bite by Carol Thomas
3. Left naked on the holodeck in Et Tu, Q? by Khan
2. Sexually tortured in Lifewish by Emma Woodhouse
1. Thoughts cause havoc in Not In Front Of The Children by Brenda Antrim
Top Six Q Picks for Originality in a Q Story
6. Spectrum by JJ Arrow
5. From Me To Q by Julia Houston
4. Oasis by Laura Taylor
3. Q Music by Julia Houston
2. In The Valley of the Shadow by Jeanita Danzik
1. Dance of Chameleon and Mirror by Alara Rogers
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