Top Six Changes Q Would Like to Make to Earth if the Continuum Would Let Him

6. Remove backwards human species and replace with super-evolved avians.
5. Create natural rock formation in South America spelling out "Q Was Here".
4. All men go bald at age 25 and are at the mercy of their suddenly raging hormones.
3. Make Internet Service Providers carry erotic content, provided that it features him.
2. Rename planet "Q-ville".
1. Force Chinese restaurants to deliver, damnit.

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