Top Six Christmas Gifts to Alt.Fan.Q from Santa Q

6. Autographed album of his sexcapades with Picard for Atara and Ruth.
5. A vacation at the Alt.Fan.Q Writers' Retirement Villa on Maui for Mercutio.
4. Get Out Of High School Free card for JJ.
3. A ringside seat at Cannes for Julia.
2. A starring role in the next Bond flick for Varoneeka (as the evil Bond girl, since they have more fun).
1. [N.B. Alara was going to get a Pocket Books award from Q for Christmas, but since she seems to have gotten that all on her own, she's not getting anything. :P ]

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