Top Six Dangerous Things Q Likes to Do While Drunk

6. Walk into a Texan bar and do a karaoke of "Y.M.C.A."
5. Play chicken with Starfleet ships.
4. Re-enact the relatively unimaginative crimes of human serial killers throughout history for the fun and amusement of his fellow (drunken) Q.
3. Appear in the President's bedroom wearing a g-string and a fuzzy pink boa, and start complaining about being dumped for that awful Paul Jones woman.
2. Yodel the complete hits of Englebert Humperdinck.
1. Offer to marry alt.fan.q writers.

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