Top Six Favors to Ask For From Q

6. Put Legend back on the air.
5. The right to become a character in a story.
4. The power of the Q and an insurance policy against having it taken back.
3. Get Alara to write the rest of Only Human.
2. A week of mindblowing sex, followed by the inside details of his romance with Picard.
1. A royal title, a legion of devoted fans, Pulitzer and Nobel prizes, a home in France, a winter home on Maui, hot-and-cold running servants bearing chocolates, best-selling novels and large feathered fans, and an income for life from my novel, "Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Q But Couldn't Ask".

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