Top Six Gifts on Q's Christmas Wish List

6.   Twelve parodies from Mercutio,
     Eleven sexy funny stories from the Anon Sisters,
     Ten Picard/Q stories with Bond titles from
        Varoneeka,
     Nine lists of humorous Q things from Julia,
     Eight stories written by JJ while avoiding homework,
     Seven photos of Q as Santa taking "Christmas wishes"
        from other action figures, from Ruth,
     Six Top Six lists from Mercutio,
     Five entries from Ruth for the "Best Sex Toy of
        the Millenium" contest,
     Four alt.fan.q challenges from Robin,
     Three Michael Flatley videos from Laura,
     Two kinky sex scenes from Jeanita,
     And one more chapter of "Only Human" from Alara.
5.   Humanz -- the newest thing in Petz (www.petz.com).
     Cute, loveable and infinitely annoying.
4.   A magic wand to erase "The Q and the Grey" from
     the timeline.
3.   A clue.  Just what humanity's missing.  Who says
     the Q don't think about others?
2.   Something that goes well with an asteroid belt and
     two white dwarf stars.
1.   A large red ribbon.  A naked starship
     captain.  Need I say more?