Top Six Historical Events Q was Responsible For
6. Toppling of the Colossus of Rhodes during a game of cosmic
croquet that got waaaaaaay out of hand.
5. Invention of Twinkies.
4. Irish potato famine caused by silly bet over existence
of leprechauns.
3. Discovery of canals on Mars.
2. The visitor from Porlock? That was Q.
1. Adam and Eve getting thrown out of the Garden of Eden.
(And you thought that was allegorical!)
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