Top Six New Movies Starring Q

Please note, Star Trek is *not* on the list.

6. Duplicity. Sequel to "Multiplicity". Michael Keaton's spouse clones herself to get more sex, eagerly provided to her by her husband's scheming co-worker, played by Q. When omnipotent brats start littering the house, hijinks and hilarity rule the day.
5. Dolby. Q stars in this feature length sound trailer guaranteed to get your attention or shatter your eardrums, whichever comes first.
4. Batman Redux. Q is Batman's most challenging villain ever. Will Gotham City survive the onslaught of this mocking, posturing omnipotent entity? Will Batman ever discover Q's fatal weakness for those little tiny chocolates that come in the shiny blue wrappers? Do we care about this series anymore?
3. Pulp Friction. A XXX suck-and-fuck festival featuring Q. Watch him blow away bad guys with his super-charged tool and then force them to submit to his will. You'll be surprised by his staying power and wowed by the gritty realism of this award-winning movie.
2. Jackie Chan's "Continuum Slaughter". Digitally remastered re- release of the 1974 Jackie Chan classic "Hong Kong Slaughter". Enhanced video and computer effects lend the air of newness to this film, while computer graphics and editing allows Jackie to be advised by the omnipotent superbeing with the one letter name.
1. A Very Brady Horror Movie. In a mercy-killing to save the Earth from the contagious idiocy of this recurring nightmare, Q stalks and kills each of the Bradys in a bloodbath of terror.

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