Top Six Places for a Q to have Sex
6. Lounging on the third moon of Altair IV, lying on a pile of
crushed rose petals interspersed with lime jello.
5. Janeway's bedroom.
4. In the Conservatory, with the knife and Professor Plum.
3. While shaking hands.
2. In the pages of a story by Ruth or Atara.
1. Picard's bedroom.
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