Top Six Q Baby Activities

6. Diapering a baby who is attempting to deassemble the component atoms of your structural matrix.
5. Collecting mineral heavy asteroids to crush into baby food.
4. Keeping the baby from putting black holes into its mouth.
3. Taking the baby for a stroll around the cosmos.
2. Dangling the baby in front of all the Q who aren't allowed to have one.
1. Getting the baby's human godparents to babysit, then taking off for a decade or two to have a nice vacation in the Pleiades.

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