Top Six Q Bumper Stickers

6. My other car is Halley's Comet.
5. Honk if you love bald guys.
4. Omnipotent beings do it in a flash.
3. If you can read this, you're more literate than the majority of your mentally retarded and culturally backward species.
2. Stupidity is a contagious disease.
1. Supreme Ruler of Universe On Board.

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