6. Contribution from Buddhist nuns is a form of worship, and is
therefore protected as freedom of religion by the First
Amendment.
5. "What's wrong with a little bribery between friends?"
4. "It's all Vice President Gifford's fault."
3. "I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything."
2. ::snap:: "What evidence?"
1. "The money came out of nowhere. Really."