Top Six Q Excuses for Not Visiting Family During Christmas

6. They made Picard sleep on the couch the last time he and Jean-Luc came over.
5. His uncle, Q, always gets drunk and starts randomly destroying life on nearby planets.
4. Lousy gifts.
3. The annual fight between his mother and his mother-in-law just isn't funny anymore.
2. No good-looking babes there.
1. Do you *know* how far it is between here and the Q Continuum? Do I look like I want to travel for two months to show up on time for Christmas?

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