Top Six Q Imponderables

6. If the Q are omnipotent gods, why do they say they're not*, make so many mistakes, whine so much and spend so much time hanging around humanity?
5. If the Q are not omnipotent and are not gods, then what do you call someone who can raise people from the dead, create alternate timelines, move anywhere in the multiverse instantly, create life, and still dress snappily?
4. How is it that you can be omniscient, but the X-Files plots *still* don't make any sense?
3. Why is it that the Q can be witty, arrogant, all-powerful, and above all other creatures -- and yet their shows are sooooo retarded?
2. How do the Q keep from getting confused when they all have the same name?
1. Why are Starfleet captains so magically delicious?

* See "Deathwish" if you don't believe me.

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