Top Six Q Internal Revenue Service (IRS) Excuses

6. Thought $5,000 deduction for Picard's hair plugs and the 57 sex toys (assorted) was a legitimate business expense.
5. "Omnipotent beings don't have to pay taxes."
4. "Travel expenses at $0.25/mile *really* add up after a couple trips around the universe."
3. "Submissives are, by definition, dependents."
2. "So what's so wrong with collecting depreciation on the universe?"
1. "Audit me and I'll turn you and all of your relatives into Denebian slimeworms."

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