Top Six Q New Year's Resolutions

6. Stay off starships and away from Paramount altogether. The purple lipstick was bad enough, but marrying him off and giving him a child?? -- puh-*leeease*!
5. Finish off his revenge on the alt.fan.q writers by sending DianaQ to "ER" -- on Halloween.
4. Exchange baby for some better form of life -- like a howling she-demon.
3. Cleanse the Earth in a second ice age, cleverly disguised as "El Nino".
2. Do better at keeping up with correspondents -- instead of killing all of those I don't feel like writing back to, I could simply burn their messages.
1. Reward alt.fan.q for their love and devotion with many and numerous tokens of his favor, including the jet ski that Atara's been wanting so badly.

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