Top Six Q Pranks to Play in a Doctor's Waiting Room

6. Change all the magazine cover photos to be of him.
5. Get rid of all the boring old doctors' specialties and put in more interesting ones like "Exterrestrial Oncology" and "Lesbian Allergist".
4. Replace magazines with ones from 1953.
3. Strip everyone naked with his eyes to pass the time-- Whoops, that was supposed to be mentally.
2. Turn into the waiting room for Hell.
1. Start a karaoke contest.

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