Top Six Q Reasons To Stay In Bed On Winter Mornings

6. Klingophobia makes it impossible to get up.
5. When you're omnipotent, breakfast is *always* in bed.
4. Anything's better than getting up and being saddled with the baby.
3. Who wants to leave the bed when you have a sexy *naked* starship captain to share it with?
2. Listen, buster, if you think it gets cold on a planetary surface, you ain't seen nothing yet.
1. Excellent preparation for subsequent long hot bath.

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