Top Six Q Responses to Disgruntled A.S.C. Authors

6. Good old-fashioned tar and feathers.
5. Stick them with writing Picard/Crusher for eternity. (Picard/Q being too good for them.)
4. Repost all of their stories to A.S.C. -- under other people's names, and making sure to fix any spelling and grammatical errors.
3. Revoke their posting license.
2. Turn them into Security ensigns just in time for the next Star Trek movie.
1. "Alt.startrek.creative? What's that?"

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