Top Six Q Responses to Maniac Drivers

6. Cause their car to self-destruct, losing one piece at a time until the driver is left sitting on the road holding a steering wheel and then is ran over by a semi.
5. Replace car with large chicken and watch the fun ensue.
4. Reduce the driver to his component atoms and mix with bouillon stock for a light snack.
3. Turn their car into a Yugo.
2. Complete destruction of their miserable little planet and everyone and everything living on it.
1. Replace their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker with a sign that flashes, "Fuck you" and "Kill the cops".

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