Top Six Q Things To Do At The 'Rents During Christmas

with apologies to Ruth, who thought of this one first

6. Watch "The Continuum Today" and laugh at the Q humiliating themselves publicly.
5. Eat the 'rents out of house and home (literally).
4. Whine about the lousy gifts you got. Who gives nebulae anymore?
3. Listen to the 'rents boring stories one more time -- like they're the first omnipotent beings to reorder the universe and destroy all life.
2. Post obscene messages to alt.flame using the 'rents' account.
1. Find some way to circumvent the stellar anomaly they've set up to keep you from leaving.

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