Top Six Q Things To Do When A Relative Dies

6. Laugh hysterically. The Q don't die; it's just *so* undignified.
5. Pour the hemlock to hurry them on.
4. Count blessings. Filial obligations were interfering with bridge game.
3. Follow relative to afterlife and ask just who is the strange woman standing next to Great Aunt Martha in this picture.
2. Hold off on the alcohol -- their birthday party is tomorrow.
1. Screw Picard on the altar.

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