Top Six Q Things To Do When He Can't Find a Place to Park

6. Never a problem -- there's always a spot reserved for the Q.
5. Reset all of the car alarms to play "Louie, Louie" and set them off at once.
4. Turn the car into a shuttlecraft and park on the roof.
3. Use the special spot reserved for Starfleet captains -- Picard won't mind.
2. Go ahead and park the starship on top of the cars -- they'll be extra cushioning for it.
1. Three words: Mass flock o'pigeons.

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