Top Six Q Things To Do When The Power Goes Out

6. Cause sun to go nova. Wait 8 minutes and then read to your heart's content.
5. Sue the QCPC.*
4. Try to find as many dirty rhymes for "Picard" as possible.
3. See whether he can get Picard's homeowners' insurance to pay for fixing the black hole which caused the power outage.
2. Whine hysterically and then attempt suicide.
1. Do I really have to spell it out for you? * "Q Continuum Power Company" to you.

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