Top Six Q Ways of Preventing Reproduction

6. Stick with Picard.
5. Sterilize entire species of the individual you plan to have carnal relations with. When they complain that this will result in their race dying out, shrug and say, "So what's your point?"
4. Only materialize in the forms of asexual creatures.
3. Avoid nuclear power plants when in energy form.
2. Develop complex phobia of sexual relations brought on by traumatic experience that happened while your power was gone, such as thinking that people who offer you backrubs are trying to rape you and being imprisioned in a brothel for mocking public officials. Force prospective sexual partners to have to seduce *you*... Wait, this is a seduction technique. Never mind.
1. Refuse to shake hands.

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