Top Six Q Ways to Beat the Blues

6. Buy Saks Fifth Avenue, Walmart, The Mall of America and Microsoft in a shopping spree.
5. Drink ten consecutive centuple lattes and finish it off an almond biscotti.
4. Retreat back to the villa on Maui and sulk.
3. Create beautiful haunting melodies on his pan flute and sell them under his alternate persona of Zamfir, master of the pan flute.
2. Order up a continuous stream of dancing girls, each with the appearance of a different lust object, and have them tortured to death before him by sapient grizzly bears.
1. Make love with Picard like wild crazed weasels. Then change shape back to human and do it all over again.

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