Top Six Reasons for Q to See a Psychiatrist

6. Wants to kill himself but his family won't let him.
5. His lover wants him to be a woman.
4. His family keeps trying to have him made powerless and exiled.
3. Job stress is getting to him: it's impossible to get humans to do *anything* intelligent.
2. Philia for bald men disturbs him.
1. Hey, where else do you send a megalomaniac who thinks he's God?

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