Top Six Reasons to Break Up with Q

6. Your parents say he's too irresponsible.
5. Red is *not* your color.
4. Tired of other alt.fan.q writers harrassing you constantly for sordid tidbits about your relationship.
3. Foreplay with a Q can last for decades, and you'd rather get straight to the orgasm part, thank you very much.
2. Fetish for bald guys fine. Six month old superbaby not.
1. He doesn't work well in groups and, well, you only get turned on by three-somes.

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