Top Six Reasons to Have Sex With Q

6. Other alt.fan.q writers will be jealous.
5. Omnipotent *is* the opposite of impotent, you know.
4. It's just research for a story I'm writing.
Really, honey.
3. Size matters -- and he can be any size you want.
2. You think it's sexy that he can destroy your entire species with a thought.
1. When he says he can make the Earth move, baby, he *means* it.

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