Top Six Reasons Why Q Sleeps With a Nightlight On
6. Fear of the dark exacerbated at an early age
when he discovered that there really were monsters
under his bed, and the spooky things he saw moving
outside the window really *were* trying to eat
him.
5. It's cast in the shape of Picard's penis.
4. Hey, he's got a kid. Enough said.
3. Understandable phobia of alt.fan.q writers creeping
into his room in the middle of the night.
2. His mom put it there and won't let him get rid of
it.
1. The better to see Picard's naked buttocks.
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