Top Six Reasons You Should Never Give Q An Uzi For Christmas

6. Since he's not too familar with firearms he may just go 'Hey, what's this little lever do...' and inadvertantly kill everyone.
5. He hates postal workers.
4. He'll say something like 'What... you mean I have to reload after 25 shots... what a rip off.'
3. He'll hand you a fruit cake that his Aunt Martha gave him and yell 'PULL'.
2. He'll be upset that he would only be able to kill or maim a dozen or so Klingons at a time.
1. He'll find out that it was a recycled gift that someone gave you at the Q Xmas party. With many thanks to Santa Q's little helper, Tybalt.

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