Top Six Sex Scandal Excuses Of President Q

6. "I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything."
5. "If the condom fits, you must convict."
4. "I know you are, but what am I?"
3. "So what? Are you jealous or something?"
2. "My writer made me do it."
1. "If you can't take a little polygamy, then your culture is even more hopelessly backward than I thought."

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