Top Six Sex Scandal Secrets Of President Q

6. Snuck around First Gentleman Picard's back to have sex with White House intern, JJ Arrow.
5. Vice President Gifford's real job is to preside over vice, if you get my drift.
4. Noted weakness for studded collars has allowed lobbyists to get the President to sign anything put in front of him.
3. All those paid sleepovers in the Lincoln Bedroom? Actually part of the nation's most exclusive sex club.
2. While the Secret Service may look cute in the French maid outfits, Special Agent Houston is tired of getting her butt pinched by every visiting diplomat.
1. Strip croquet doesn't look as good on CNN as it sounded at 2 a.m.

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