Top Six Signs You're Being Stalked By Q
6. You start catching little flashes of light out of
the corner of your eye wherever you go, and your
optometrist says there's nothing wrong with your
vision.
5. You come home to find your Star Trek video collection,
and your tapes of "Hamlet" and "Jeffrey" destroyed.
4. You keep having strange vivid dreams about alternate
realities and other universes that don't seem like dreams.
3. Every attractive member of your crew turns into a toad.
2. The disturbing incident in traffic court where the judge
sentenced you to a public flogging for your unpaid
parking tickets.
1. The clouds keep spontaneously forming into something
that looks suspiciously like your name.
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