Top Six TV Shows Q Might Also Appear On

6. Seinfeld -- Q bursts in on Picard eating ice cream and complaining about his latest girlfriend, Vash.
5. Millenium -- Q appears to give Frank a warning about what really *will* happen at the end of the millenia.
4. Caroline in the City -- Q is another of Caroline's string of bad boyfriends. His ex-wife and kid don't help any. Richard continues to fail at showing his real feelings to Caroline.
3. Ben Stein's Money -- Q becomes a contestant, wins Stein's $5,000 and then chokes Stein to death in front of a cheering crowd.
2. Singled Out -- Q hosts the show, matching up fifty single human women with fifty single alien "men" in an "effort to improve the breed".
1. The Simpsons -- Q gives Homer superpowers. Doughnuts suddenly become walking, talking creatures, overrunning Springfield in a reign of terror before Q can retake control.

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