Top Six Things Q Does While Waiting For Web Pages to Download

6. Disintegrate web page designers who use frames and 300K graphics.
5. Rewrite history of Roman empire so that France was settled by leftover remnants of Attila the Hun's army just so Picard can have some hair.
4. Create alternate timeline where Picard is a raving sex maniac, panting with lust for Q and slaking his desires with Troi in the ready room.
3. Restructure space and time so that Earth's sun acts as a relay for all data transmissions on Earth, thus decreasing the download time.
2. Get a copy of the Continuum Times and toodle off to the bathroom.
1. Listen to Barry Manilow's greatest hits.

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