Top Six Things Q Likes To Do To Other People's Holodeck Programs
6. Worf's "line of challenge" turns into a troop of
Girl Scouts, who beat him to death with their sashes.
5. Picard suddenly gets run through with a different
kind of sword, if you take my meaning.
4. "Sandrine's" replaced by "Q's Place".
3. Fill holodeck full of ping pong balls. Watch the
hilarity ensue as the crew open the doors.
2. Picard's horse riding fantasy suddenly becomes
a little bit more real as the bit goes into *his*
mouth.
1. Turn Janeway's holonovel into "The Story of O".
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