Top Six Things Q Would Do If He Were President
6. Replace Social Security with Suicidal Security and
require that all non-productive individuals report
to the afterlife immediately.
5. Establish an IQ testing requirement for members of
Congress. No one under 500 need apply. When public
complains that this excludes every member of the
human race, Q replies, "Exactly."
4. Make Picard Minister of Bondage and Dominance.
3. Sterilize entire population of Cleveland on the
grounds that "they weren't adding much to the gene
pool anyway".
2. Instead of bombing enemies, turn them bright blue and
freeze them into statues. Use for decoration in
national parks.
1. Reserve National Endowment for the Arts money for
works devoted to himself.
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