Top Six Things Q Would Do If He Were President


6. Replace Social Security with Suicidal Security and require that all non-productive individuals report to the afterlife immediately.
5. Establish an IQ testing requirement for members of Congress. No one under 500 need apply. When public complains that this excludes every member of the human race, Q replies, "Exactly."
4. Make Picard Minister of Bondage and Dominance.
3. Sterilize entire population of Cleveland on the grounds that "they weren't adding much to the gene pool anyway".
2. Instead of bombing enemies, turn them bright blue and freeze them into statues. Use for decoration in national parks.
1. Reserve National Endowment for the Arts money for works devoted to himself.
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