Top Six Things Q Would Do If He Were The Judge In The Unabomber Trial

6. Judge too distracted by Court Reporter Picard to hear foreman give the jury's decision.
5. Unabomber declared innocent in surprise verdict; judge condemns jury to "death by boredom".
4. Order a ten millenia recess for lunch.
3. Judge Q discovered in "conflict of interest" when he offers to show the Foreman just what the title stands for.
2. Explode smoke bombs during the middle of the prosecution's case and then blame the defendant.
1. "What? You say technology is corrupting mankind, and you want to destroy it? Good for you. Here's your gold star."

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