Top Six Things Q Would Have Done If He Were On The Titanic

6. Forget about saving the women and children. Save the intelligent.
5. Force people to do tricks in exchange for boats.
4. Put Picard in the captain's chair and see how *he* handles this one.
3. Nothing -- the Q don't interfere in human destiny. Oh, all right. Create some party balloons and serve hor'd'ouevres. There? Are you happy now?
2. Sit on the observation deck and sip sherry.
1. Die. An unkillable being on an unsinkable ship? Recipe for disaster.

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